If the average 50+ year old ever figures out how to reliably create a VLOOKUP or Pivot Table, my career is basically sunk. I’ve been riding that horse for a long time now.
Anyone with nowhere to go, feel free to go to my inlaws’ place to watch them scream at each other. Just get awkwardly drunk and you’ll take my place, and I’ll stay home and be alone.
Notre Dame and extra special credit to rabid ND fans who didn’t go to ND.
This article needs more sexy time.
Also, leaving the day after the wedding is a rookie move; get married Saturday, go on Honeymoon Monday.
If the average 50+ year old ever figures out how to reliably create a VLOOKUP or Pivot Table, my career is basically sunk. I’ve been riding that horse for a long time now.
All the CC bills from December come in January. That is always a sober walk in from the mailbox. Ugh.
Canopy bed? You’re not just going to slip that past us Princess.
Last time we asked Will to advance the plot Todd ended up engaged. For Todd’s sake, let Will draw this out.
Agreed. Also the more clothes you wear the fewer sheets and blankets you can snuggle up in.
My fridge is SS (humblebrag?) so no cards on it. There is a basket in the living room where all cards go and it’s starting to overflow…
“Unless you’re completely unplugged from the world of pop culture and social media socialites,”
Which I am, happily.
I’ve got a little bit of money let me see if the Half Face Blades thingies are the perfect gift….Oh My God never mind
Christmas songs that suck: all of them except
Christmas songs that don’t suck: Transiberian Orchestra
Come at me.
It’s meant to be funny not political.
Michael will make a great Supreme Court Justice some day.
My FIL has already warned me about some special bitters he acquired for some kickass Manhattans this year.
I get some thick cut brioche from the bakery in the grocery, and melt some good cheese like Alton Brown’s recipe, it’s fantastic.
Whomever downvoted this has no soul.
But have you seen the dude with the huge neck?
Anyone with nowhere to go, feel free to go to my inlaws’ place to watch them scream at each other. Just get awkwardly drunk and you’ll take my place, and I’ll stay home and be alone.
#teamnobeans
Seafood is all gross? Wrong.
But the best winter food is tomato bisque and a gooey grilled cheese to dip it into.