My wife and I have scarfed down many a frozen pizza together, because A) one of us fucked up our actual dinner or it otherwise sucked, B) we’re out of time and groceries, or C) we got home hammered and want a frozen pizza.
Listen, I’m sure the guy is a weirdo and/or douche, but I found the constant “OMG he’s rich God he sucks” from you just as annoying, Will. Make fun of his douchy behavior, the constant bagging on him for just being rich got old.
The best part about wine is that many places will legit get you shit hammered pouring free wine samples down your throat in the hopes you will then buy wine. “Yes, I’m looking for a..umm…dry..umm…red. What would you recommend?” Hello 2-3 free samples, and if you’re good you can parlay that right along.
Last wedding I was at gave cheap plastic sunglasses in the wedding colors to guests. Yeah, they’re garbage after that night, but damn if everyone wasn’t wearing them out on the dance floor all night.
Please. Surrounded by 20y/o sorority girls. Sounds terrible. Come sit in my office and be surrounded by 60y/o “things were sure better 20 years ago” hags.
I dunno, if you’re using Tinder in college, I do kind of wonder. I mean, there are tons of your peers all around you, sack up and ask to buy them a drink, or turn a drunken dance floor grind into a makeout session/one night stand, they way we did it back in the day. You shouldn’t really need Tinder until you’re in the real world and it’s hard to find people to date because you only see the same 8 sad assholes in your office every day.
I converted to charcoal with a Weber Performer about 4 years ago and I love it. Last week I bought a small portable gas grill to do dogs and burgers after work, and I feel like a terrorist for using propane.
I wear golf shirts almost daily, but now it’s awkward because I’m sitting here in suit pants and dress shirt and I feel like everyone can tell I’m bolting at 3PM for an interview and my tie and jacket are in my trunk.
My wife and I have scarfed down many a frozen pizza together, because A) one of us fucked up our actual dinner or it otherwise sucked, B) we’re out of time and groceries, or C) we got home hammered and want a frozen pizza.
Apparently.
My standard answer to the “when’s your birthday?” question is always “oh, it was a few weeks ago.” I once said this on my birthday.
I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt that’s he actually creeping a shot of that fine lady behind him.
Well, they shouldn’t.
99% of my social media posts are simply to amuse myself. Sometimes they amuse others, too. Who gives a fuck beyond that?
I’ve got the Honda version of a Miata. It’s fantastic.
Listen, I’m sure the guy is a weirdo and/or douche, but I found the constant “OMG he’s rich God he sucks” from you just as annoying, Will. Make fun of his douchy behavior, the constant bagging on him for just being rich got old.
The best part about wine is that many places will legit get you shit hammered pouring free wine samples down your throat in the hopes you will then buy wine. “Yes, I’m looking for a..umm…dry..umm…red. What would you recommend?” Hello 2-3 free samples, and if you’re good you can parlay that right along.
Last wedding I was at gave cheap plastic sunglasses in the wedding colors to guests. Yeah, they’re garbage after that night, but damn if everyone wasn’t wearing them out on the dance floor all night.
This. DJs are for clubs and high school dances. A good band is way better.
You misspelled “All”.
Uncle Joe and I would likely disagree about everything except how cool Joe Is.
Please. Surrounded by 20y/o sorority girls. Sounds terrible. Come sit in my office and be surrounded by 60y/o “things were sure better 20 years ago” hags.
Yes. Also equally terrible. #teampulp #teamchunky
I dunno, if you’re using Tinder in college, I do kind of wonder. I mean, there are tons of your peers all around you, sack up and ask to buy them a drink, or turn a drunken dance floor grind into a makeout session/one night stand, they way we did it back in the day. You shouldn’t really need Tinder until you’re in the real world and it’s hard to find people to date because you only see the same 8 sad assholes in your office every day.
Four times the overdraft fees doesn’t sound like fun.
I converted to charcoal with a Weber Performer about 4 years ago and I love it. Last week I bought a small portable gas grill to do dogs and burgers after work, and I feel like a terrorist for using propane.
I wear golf shirts almost daily, but now it’s awkward because I’m sitting here in suit pants and dress shirt and I feel like everyone can tell I’m bolting at 3PM for an interview and my tie and jacket are in my trunk.