And for the love of God, easy on the swears. Don’t need to be dropping the F bomb or calling someone a bitch in front of their grandparents. Unless you’re in New Jersey, different rules there.
I realize I’m old, but having bought into Inst, Facebook, LinkedIn, MySpace, Friendster, and AOL Instant Messenger (toldja I’m old) I can’t figure out what Snapchat is for if it isn’t for sexting. Is there a “legitimate” use for it that isn’t better served by Instagram?
A guy yelled “Jackass!” at me this morning after I swerved around his going-10-under ass. I smiled and gave him the jack off hand sign, which I think he appreciated and that diffused tensions.
I wanted to preorder but they wanted my trade in at that time. Well WTF am I supposed to do with no phone for a week? I’ll go drop in a couple stores tonight and see if they have anything; otherwise I’ll wait.
Age 30-35: baby making sex, you’d give anything to watch a Law and Order rerun or just roll over and go to sleep instead of doing a clinical, scheduled, every other night roll in the hay.
I have the second most popular name from the year I was born. It has never bothered me in the least and I have several good friends that resulted from “My name’s John” “Me too” “let’s be friends!” In elementary school. My daughter’s current best friend has the same name as her. Your name is not the place to be a special snowflake.
And for the love of God, easy on the swears. Don’t need to be dropping the F bomb or calling someone a bitch in front of their grandparents. Unless you’re in New Jersey, different rules there.
Oddly enough the lobby bar at the Doubletree Tulsa doesn’t make the cut. Fuck my job.
I realize I’m old, but having bought into Inst, Facebook, LinkedIn, MySpace, Friendster, and AOL Instant Messenger (toldja I’m old) I can’t figure out what Snapchat is for if it isn’t for sexting. Is there a “legitimate” use for it that isn’t better served by Instagram?
Voting for the Offerman/Mike Rowe ticket.
“When we go to Cabo…” Her and Todd? Joint bachelor/bacherlorette party? Or we meaning the girls? Yikes.
You can hail a limo like a cab in Waikiki. Just saying.
I was on a work plan for the last ten years. Job change means I get to A) get a new iPhone 7+ (good) and B) pay my own bill (terrible)
It must the sweater puppies Todd, otherwise I don’t know how you do it.
Fall is a great time of year to be fat.
The only times I’ve ever missed work for illness was food poisoning. And most of them have even been legitimate.
Mulholland Drive is a Halloween flick? Thought it was just a crappy movie with some girl on girl action.
A guy yelled “Jackass!” at me this morning after I swerved around his going-10-under ass. I smiled and gave him the jack off hand sign, which I think he appreciated and that diffused tensions.
And he drives an S550? #lifegoals
Most people don’t throw three TDs on three drives.
I wanted to preorder but they wanted my trade in at that time. Well WTF am I supposed to do with no phone for a week? I’ll go drop in a couple stores tonight and see if they have anything; otherwise I’ll wait.
Didn’t see “free beer” or “the one in your hand” on that list…
I think they meant sex with someone else. Although username checks out….
In theory, cool idea. In reality, it’s going to get hot and sweaty as fuck in there.
Age 30-35: baby making sex, you’d give anything to watch a Law and Order rerun or just roll over and go to sleep instead of doing a clinical, scheduled, every other night roll in the hay.
I have the second most popular name from the year I was born. It has never bothered me in the least and I have several good friends that resulted from “My name’s John” “Me too” “let’s be friends!” In elementary school. My daughter’s current best friend has the same name as her. Your name is not the place to be a special snowflake.