I know for a fact that if I were in Houston my girlfriend would have us standing in line for that stuff. Love her to death but I don’t get the fashion thing sometimes.
If you’re that egocentric/narcissistic/selfish that you think cheating is ever justifiable, you probably have bigger personality issues you need to deal with.
Made my mom a snapchat at her request — she’s added 3 people: my little sister, my girlfriend, and myself. Needless to say, we’ve had to be much more judicious about what we put on our stories.
Even better, we could all just head over to AskReddit ourselves and read the exact same thing, but without CashBack’s 1 sentence commentary after each response!
That 50% divorce rate is misleading, because it includes marriages between people who have already been divorced (and thus are more likely to divorce again). The success rate for first time marriages is closer to 75-80% I think.
My tip/trick to ordering Chipotle is when ordering double meat, don’t tell them you want double meat. Ask for chicken/steak/barbacoa, then after they show their hand by giving you their standard scoop size, ask for another scoop (“oh, actually, can I get double?”). If they give you less, you can call them out on it. This ensures maximum meatiness. I was tipped off by a friend who used to work the line for our local Chipotle.
The guy who wrote this was definitely that kid that claimed to only listen to Led Zeppelin and the Rolling Stones in middle school because he was “the only one who knew what real music sounds like.” Gimme a fucking break.
I feel ya on this one. In the last 3 years I’ve gone to the ER for a multitude of reasons, including:
-thinking I had a testicular torsion (I apparently just sat on my balls wrong a la Crash Davis)
-thinking I had a heart attack (too much caffeine combined with acid reflux disease)
-thinking I had an STD (it was apparently just sore from overuse)
-thinking I had frostbite (this one was actually true)
so I completely understand your fears. My parents, whose insurance I’m still on, don’t even listen to me anymore. We hypochondriacs have it rough.
They’ve had these since just after the beginning of the year I think. I saw one for $45 or $50 (can’t remember) in Texas.
I know for a fact that if I were in Houston my girlfriend would have us standing in line for that stuff. Love her to death but I don’t get the fashion thing sometimes.
If you’re that egocentric/narcissistic/selfish that you think cheating is ever justifiable, you probably have bigger personality issues you need to deal with.
You’re a disgusting human being, but by god I respect your candor.
Made my mom a snapchat at her request — she’s added 3 people: my little sister, my girlfriend, and myself. Needless to say, we’ve had to be much more judicious about what we put on our stories.
Even better, we could all just head over to AskReddit ourselves and read the exact same thing, but without CashBack’s 1 sentence commentary after each response!
I probably play less iPhone games on the plane than I do at work. Mostly because I always fall asleep on planes, but still.
“The Runs” because of how they treat you both before and after you partake.
Carl’s Jr. and Hardee’s are the twins who look sexy in their pics but you later find out they’re actually catfishing you.
Can you make this apply to IRL interactions? My girlfriend’s dad loves to lecture us about the Constitution…
That 50% divorce rate is misleading, because it includes marriages between people who have already been divorced (and thus are more likely to divorce again). The success rate for first time marriages is closer to 75-80% I think.
All we do is just make our interns water a plastic plant every morning.
My tip/trick to ordering Chipotle is when ordering double meat, don’t tell them you want double meat. Ask for chicken/steak/barbacoa, then after they show their hand by giving you their standard scoop size, ask for another scoop (“oh, actually, can I get double?”). If they give you less, you can call them out on it. This ensures maximum meatiness. I was tipped off by a friend who used to work the line for our local Chipotle.
The guy who wrote this was definitely that kid that claimed to only listen to Led Zeppelin and the Rolling Stones in middle school because he was “the only one who knew what real music sounds like.” Gimme a fucking break.
Classic CashBack “pick-and-choose top answers from AskReddit” post. Solid #content
What’s up with this recent trend of just cherry-picking answers from AskReddit threads?