“Well, thanks for coming in. We’ll be sure to let you know what we decide.”

Everyone is getting leg cramps and shit during sex and I’m over here like, what is this “sex”? PGP

When I got out of bed this morning all I wanted to do was go back to sleep.

Failed at having morning sex because he has bad knees and I got a leg cramp. PGP.

Sunday Funday just meaning a pounding headache and trying to go to sleep already hungover. PGP

Fighting a losing battle against my slowing metabolism with my age and drinking problem as my only weapons.

Hating your job and not making enough money. PGP.

Drunk sex makes my lower back hurt – PGP