My friends asked me to go with them to the midnight screening of the new Captain America movie, told them it was too late. PGP.

May the 4th be with you PGP

Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, never been sicker. PGP

Getting unreasonably angry when someone takes “your” spot in the parking lot. PGP.

“Your password will expire in 3 days. Please reset password.” Don’t tell me how to live my life. PGP.

At this point in time…