Every time I fake interest in a useless meeting a little part of me dies

Having to learn from Forbes Magazine that my undergraduate degree is useless. PGP.

I eat lunch in my car just to be by myself for a few minutes. PGP.

Threw my back out sneezing today. PGP.

My parents strongly suggested that I try online dating.

“Thank you for scheduling your payment” Fuck off. PGP

Life becoming a fine balance between Officespace, the Truman Show, and Groundhog Day. PGP

Taking vacations scrolling through Google Earth. PGP