Should’ve started that pop punk band back in ’06. PGP.

Spending more then you make.

“I’m really busy with work” being the go-to excuse for not dating. PGP.

Sometimes when I get drunk I check my credit score. PGP

I didn’t have time to take a nap before I went out. PGP.

Testing the limits of casual Friday. PGP.

Going out to the bar and wanting to be at home, staying in and wanting to be at the bar.

I’m now in text groups…with couples.

The “I can’t keep drink like that during the week” text the next morning. PGP.

When you wear less makeup to work and your coworkers all take you aside to ask what’s wrong. “You look so sad today”. PGP.