Company Christmas party was dry. PGP.

Chris just came down and told me about his bowling league last night. I despise everything about Chris. PGP.

Emails starting with “just some unsolicited advice…” PGP.

All I want for Christmas is beer, better Netflix, and for my student loans to be paid. PGP.

My parents and my dog are the only two things that could possibly love me in the mood I come home in. PGP

People automatically assuming that food in the break room is for everyone. PGP

I’m so tired of sucking in my gut to keep people from knowing I’m gaining weight. PGP.

Washed down my Zantac with a margarita.

Actually falling asleep during sex. PGP