Checking out her ring finger first. PGP.
Having a job with no Health Insurance. PGP.
Copenhagen taste, Longhorn budget. PGP.
Too old for tinder. Too young for Match.
No toilet paper at home, gotta hold it till work. PGP.
The line between puns and dad jokes has started to blur. PGP
Feeling old enough that I’m finally throwing in the towel and creating a PGP account.
Being judged now for wearing backwards hats. PGP
Switching to a non-commission job was the worst thing that ever happened to my motivation. PGP.
Manager gave me tickets to the NCAA tournament and a half day off for “networking purposes.” PGPM