Getting old enough to realize going out is too expensive and not worth the calories.

Boss makes 3 times your salary but still types with two index fingers. PGP.

Living vicariously through high school athletes today. PGP.

Different shirt, same pants. PGP.

I’ve never had to actually prove I went to college. PGP.

Forgetting the attachment. PGP.

My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP

I’ve never been asked for proof that I graduated. PGP.

Started upper-middle class now I’m poor. PGP.

Until recently, I thought Ariana Grande was a font in Microsoft Office. PGP.