Being written up to HR for saying, “Merry Christmas.” PGP.

“So did you see the Alabama vs. Auburn game?” PGP.

I haven’t seen my family in 2 years. We email each other now. PGP.

Had two bowls of ice cream last night. Woke up in a cold sweat at 4am and dry heaved for an hour. My body prevents joy from entering my life in any form. PGP.

Going in early to finish up some work from yesterday, and spending the extra two hours surfing the internet. PGP.

Not having the balls to online date, so instead you merely online flirt. PGP.