Working stock research sales. Trying to become the next billionaire hedge fund manager. Ex-IFC Pres of a Pac 12 school. Enjoys beaches, golf, sunshine, happy hours, and his wife.
“…I probably wasn’t going to be into “meeting people at a wine bar on Tuesday nights.” In fact, I’d rather slam my dick in said truck door than do that…”
As sad as that story was, this is a serious point. Maybe the fact you don’t have $90 to your name is the reason your wife went looking for something else? Two sides of every story here.
Ahhhh that makes sense. I go Podcast for all my sports gossip or Satellite Radio into ESPN.
“your old friends AM radio….” Whoa, wait a second here! The only person I knew to ever listened to AM radio was my racist uncle.
Didn’t say anything was wrong with it. I only take fashion advice from gay guys.
You gay?
Let’s be honest, the only reason to host a party at your house is so you can comfortably get black out drunk.
I blacked out Thursday last week watching basketball. I answered one email all Friday. I wish I would’ve found this last week.
Soylent……fml
How was porn not on this list?
“…I probably wasn’t going to be into “meeting people at a wine bar on Tuesday nights.” In fact, I’d rather slam my dick in said truck door than do that…”
That escalated quickly.
I was suggesting that his wife cheated on him because he’s poor.
As sad as that story was, this is a serious point. Maybe the fact you don’t have $90 to your name is the reason your wife went looking for something else? Two sides of every story here.
meh
That’s my kind of woman
I can only pray that one of the girls calls Nick’s penis pube head…..
I think Baker Mayfield had a better weekend than me.
No false advertising here. I am who I am.
This proves that Raquel’s cheesy pasta is the best. James has never left a bad cheesy pasta Yelp review.
There are way too many comments on this post
Bill Nye wasn’t a fucking CPA. Get out of here you con man
I was all-state in frog giggin’ my senior year. #WestTexasLife