Drank three beers last night and woke up this morning with a mild hangover. PGP

My only motivation to get to work before anyone else is so that I get my favorite parking spot. PGP.

The cruel irony that the hottest person in the office is always in HR -PGP

On paper, I’m an adult. PGP

Even not working is turning into a chore. PGP

Stayed up past 11 last night and now I’m exhausted.

Came to a recruiting fair to find new interns. Spent more time networking for a new job. PGPM

I don’t like the new Google logo. PGP.

Regretting every single time you decided not to go out in college.PGP.

Being CC’d on emails that have nothing to do with you