I refuse to admit that I’ve outgrown day drinking. PGP.
Picked the wrong Sperry’s for casual Friday.. Everybody in the office can smell the Natty Light stains on them
Someone flushed a toilet during a conference call.
Getting drunk and adding people I barely know on LinkedIn. PGP.
“running errands” during your lunch break just to get away from this place
A guy named Michael Hunt just started in my company today. I’m probably going to get fired. PGP.
I reached the point of not giving a shit and told a past due customer I didn’t want to hear his shit and to just pay his bills. PGP
I can’t get a job, because I don’t have experience, because I can’t get a job. PGP.