I work for my girlfriends Dad and he promoted her before me. She’s been here 3 months. I’ve been here 2 years. PGP.

Starbucks getting your name wrong on your cup PGP

2am panic attacks over nothing in particular

Got caught picking my nose by a quiet-footed coworker walking by my office. PGP

I worked late tonight. Not because I was busy, but just because I really had nothing else to do. PGP.

Had a nightmare my credit score went down. PGP

I want to go to lunch and never come back. PGP.

I wonder if I just got up and went home right now if anyone would even notice. PGP.

Sitting in a pointless meeting about getting rid of pointless meetings. How is this real.

The weekly “Let’s quit our jobs and open a bar” chat on instant messenger following the weekend.