As a ginger I don’t feel sorry for you at all……but I will say a scortching hot shower does actually work (as backassward it sounds) for sunburns…..and chug as much water as you can stand to. That or just smoke a whole bunch of pot and numb yourself.
Your hate of bacon because of “bacon culture” is just as weak as people wanting “safe spaces” because opinions hurt their feelings. Grow a pair. Bacon is awesome.
Flying comfortable is the only way to fly. Shorts, sweat pants, flip-flops…..get over yourself Johnny D. However, fuck the hot food person all day long. They suck.
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Alex Moran as #9……your list is bullshit
As much as I want to call you a pansy I cant….this is spot on. Well done Johnny D
As a ginger I don’t feel sorry for you at all……but I will say a scortching hot shower does actually work (as backassward it sounds) for sunburns…..and chug as much water as you can stand to. That or just smoke a whole bunch of pot and numb yourself.
“My palms were sweating” … was waiting to read lines of lose yourself after this.
Crush is the GOAT Pixar character. Even with his minimal screen time.
Tin Cup?
this was incredible and accurate on all accounts
Your hate of bacon because of “bacon culture” is just as weak as people wanting “safe spaces” because opinions hurt their feelings. Grow a pair. Bacon is awesome.
Flying comfortable is the only way to fly. Shorts, sweat pants, flip-flops…..get over yourself Johnny D. However, fuck the hot food person all day long. They suck.
You sound like a tool
Damn….guess im fucked. gingers cant tan.
This reminds me of why I hate people.
No Can I kick it?
Why would you want to buy a house in any of those cities…..
What in the hell did i just watch…
god i spend way too much time on these websites…….
No Bacon with the fake mustache?
The more and more I read by Will Devry….defries…whatever, makes me think hes a little whiny cunt
The fact that you were 7 in 2001 makes me feel old…..
I came here to see a wedding, drink whiskey, and mingle. Not do fucking calisthenics in a tux.