I literally came down here to say that. Omg. She’s xanny high and 100% forgot… I would see a TGDAG: Plan B Run happening here- except she probably won’t remember because of the xanax. May the odds be ever in Todd’s favor.
I’m relatively new here too. Going out partying 2-3 nights a week with my model roommate made me want to die and regret many things, especially as it neared 4am. Being from Chicago, I too was used to 2am closings for the most part. Now I just… don’t stay to last call. I’m cool with being the weenie in the name of not dying (or making out with a 40 year old for drinks).
See back in the days when I would drive to work, the only person who ate lunch in his car was kind of a weird dude. I thought about it, but I was also too afraid of just falling asleep. These days I’m mostly an “eat at the restaurant” or “eat in the plane” (which is my… desk? I guess?) kinda girl.
The only time I’ve been to Soldier Field was to be on the field for halftime at a Bears game… that was 100% worth it, but I’m honestly not sure I’d pay to see the Bears live as they are now. Let’s just give it a couple years.
My iPod from 2007 had Crazy Frog, everything from Guitar Hero II, lots of early 2000s electronic, and an embarrassing amount of Soulja Boi. Also apparently circa 2011 I was VERY into dubstep.
Usually I leave the tv or radio on when I leave my hotel room when I’m out on trips. That’s the only time I’ll usually have music on during sex, unless I was already listening to music. I mean a house is rarely totally silent anyway.
Also moved to NYC with not much more than a stack of suitcases and a roommate to help me bring the stuff to our damn 5th floor walkup. New York is … not great.
Between Millennial Austin and the cranky old snowbirds on my FL flights, these are the passengers that make me want to murder someone. Also the medallion members that should know better than to take their laptop out or get out of their seat on the runway. This is why as soon as I’m off duty it’s margarita time.
Like really, I’m sorry the GA charged you extra for your bag. I have no idea where the baggage claim is or which one your bag is going to. I can give you drinks and make sure you don’t die.
No coffee yet. Did cardio before bed which was a terrible life choice. But ya know what? It’s okay. Because I get to go home today. Actual home. Into a four day-off stretch. I’ll get coffee there. Or just sleep. It’s cool.
2016 was wedding-less for me, 2015 was light with only two. 2014 was a wedding season though- six weddings, one of which I was a bridesmaid in. 2017 is now looking light too- only one so far, but another bridesmaid time. Let’s all get ready to knock another season out of the park.
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I literally came down here to say that. Omg. She’s xanny high and 100% forgot… I would see a TGDAG: Plan B Run happening here- except she probably won’t remember because of the xanax. May the odds be ever in Todd’s favor.
I’m relatively new here too. Going out partying 2-3 nights a week with my model roommate made me want to die and regret many things, especially as it neared 4am. Being from Chicago, I too was used to 2am closings for the most part. Now I just… don’t stay to last call. I’m cool with being the weenie in the name of not dying (or making out with a 40 year old for drinks).
you don’t want to date those people.
See back in the days when I would drive to work, the only person who ate lunch in his car was kind of a weird dude. I thought about it, but I was also too afraid of just falling asleep. These days I’m mostly an “eat at the restaurant” or “eat in the plane” (which is my… desk? I guess?) kinda girl.
The only time I’ve been to Soldier Field was to be on the field for halftime at a Bears game… that was 100% worth it, but I’m honestly not sure I’d pay to see the Bears live as they are now. Let’s just give it a couple years.
I’m pretty sure I’ve worked with Girl (and her clones… and her high school sisters) in the mall.
My iPod from 2007 had Crazy Frog, everything from Guitar Hero II, lots of early 2000s electronic, and an embarrassing amount of Soulja Boi. Also apparently circa 2011 I was VERY into dubstep.
Usually I leave the tv or radio on when I leave my hotel room when I’m out on trips. That’s the only time I’ll usually have music on during sex, unless I was already listening to music. I mean a house is rarely totally silent anyway.
Also moved to NYC with not much more than a stack of suitcases and a roommate to help me bring the stuff to our damn 5th floor walkup. New York is … not great.
Between Millennial Austin and the cranky old snowbirds on my FL flights, these are the passengers that make me want to murder someone. Also the medallion members that should know better than to take their laptop out or get out of their seat on the runway. This is why as soon as I’m off duty it’s margarita time.
Like really, I’m sorry the GA charged you extra for your bag. I have no idea where the baggage claim is or which one your bag is going to. I can give you drinks and make sure you don’t die.
It’s no longer morning, but I’m starting my work day with some cold brew. Let’s take to the skies!!
Margs and tacos since tonight’s hotel only has a Mexican restaurant, and it’s never a bad time for tacos and margs.
Alright alright alright. Finished my caramel machiatto, rolling into work. Done at like 1 today, then it’s pool and nap time.
Ain’t no party like a Gatsby party, ’cause a Gatsby party don’t end until someone is facedown dead in the pool.
No coffee yet. Did cardio before bed which was a terrible life choice. But ya know what? It’s okay. Because I get to go home today. Actual home. Into a four day-off stretch. I’ll get coffee there. Or just sleep. It’s cool.
2016 was wedding-less for me, 2015 was light with only two. 2014 was a wedding season though- six weddings, one of which I was a bridesmaid in. 2017 is now looking light too- only one so far, but another bridesmaid time. Let’s all get ready to knock another season out of the park.
The only way you will ever catch me wearing socks or a shirt with sleeves to bed is if I’m camping.
Not women who can share a bed with someone. That’s why we put our ice cold feet on you.
GOT THE CALL I’M NOT GOING HOME BUT INSTEAD HAVE TO FLY ANOTHER DAY. TIME FOR SOME STARBS. LET’S TAKE TO THE SKIES!!