Dorn, what’s to protocol for telling your boy (that you’ve know since college) that his girlfriend of 2 years might be cheating on him? I have no definitive proof that said cheating is occurring. Rather multiple people have talked it to me with “rumors” and mentioning it being with the same person are spreading like wildfire. What’s the play here? Mind my own business or confront him about it.
The best move after matching with someone is to really court them, take them on nice dates but wait for sex. Have your shit together and give off the vibe that you’d be a great potential significant other. Finally get in their pants, maybe even two or three times if it was good, then immediately break it off. Proceed to repeat process with another match, then another again.
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Was there ever really any doubt
Best column on the site today. Give us more Micah!
Dorn, what’s to protocol for telling your boy (that you’ve know since college) that his girlfriend of 2 years might be cheating on him? I have no definitive proof that said cheating is occurring. Rather multiple people have talked it to me with “rumors” and mentioning it being with the same person are spreading like wildfire. What’s the play here? Mind my own business or confront him about it.
John, have you at some point or another been each one of these people at different pregames?
The mooch flew directly into the sun then was bodied by a Pontiac Aztek
Supposedly, Trump has quite the potty mouth behind closed doors.
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Don’t be silly Duda, we all know it’s red
I am all aboard the the #TeamDude train now. Burn the relationship with Macy to the ground. And keep shooting with reckless abandon. Yes!
I was starting to get worried
The best move after matching with someone is to really court them, take them on nice dates but wait for sex. Have your shit together and give off the vibe that you’d be a great potential significant other. Finally get in their pants, maybe even two or three times if it was good, then immediately break it off. Proceed to repeat process with another match, then another again.
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Not being able to delete or edit your comments on PGP after realizing how stupid it sounds. PGP
Say no more fam.
I appreciate how politically relevant these usually are
He will write it the way I tell him to write it.
Why you gotta do lil uzi like that?
I think this was your best mailbag yet Dorn. Starting to become my favorite column on PGP.
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