This kind of reminds me of the moment where Mellish gets killed in Saving Private Ryan with his own knife. Duda invented the knife hand, but deserves a full on roast for this god awful trash take.
A personal favorite of mine is staring down or smirking at guys at house parties/the bar who may or may not know I already hooked up with their current girl..
I’m only joking with my bit. In all honesty I agree with a lot in the column. As much as I enjoyed this season it did feel like something was ‘missing’. And I think that has less to do with the work and effort D&D put into this season (I think they did a fantastic job w/ some of the best cinematography thus far), but more to do with the show being at a point where it’s really hard for D&D to fool/trick/surprise viewers now. It’s become much easier to predict how characters will act over time — not to mention all the jerk off spoilers out there flooding social media and ruining a lot of the suspense. Three takeaways that I believe could’ve made the finale even better:
1. Have Cersei actually kill Tyrion or Jaime in one of the tense conversation scenes they each had with her. Both are two of my favorite characters and it would’ve sucked to seen one of them go, but it would’ve delivered the shocking death that I think viewers have been craving this season. Obviously, D&D still have more planned for these two in the final season.
2. CleganeBowl in the Dragonpit like you mentioned. Would’ve been in an incredible fight sequence, but I think we’ll see this in season 8 since the Hound’s dialogue alluded to it .
3. Have Sansa execute Littlefinger instead of Arya. Her father always said the man who passes the sentence should swing the sword. We already know Arya is a skilled assassin and call kill fairly easily without it effecting her emotionally. It would have been much more of an interesting character development moment for Sansa if we maybe saw her stop Arya before cutting Baelish’s throat, leading the viewers to think she might waiver and show him mercy, only to then have her tell the guards to take him to the executioner’s block and swing the sword herself mirroring Jon executing janos, Robb executing karstark, and her father executing the deserter. That would’ve been incredible.
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You’re in love with Leo, tight.
In light of Roy Moore losing the election last night, this comment is incredible
Get up out your feelings and engage in the fucking chase Duda.
It’ll be over when I say it’s over
Are you trying to insinuate having old money would somehow make her better?
Trash take, Micah’s writing is hilarious
Not having a lock on the iPad (or any device for that matter) is just a psycho move. John may have left you out to dry, but get it together Todd.
I don’t usually recommend this but it may be time for you to start micro-dosing cocaine on a daily basis. Better yet, make it meth.
Looks like Dorn just took Duda out behind the ol’ woodshed
This kind of reminds me of the moment where Mellish gets killed in Saving Private Ryan with his own knife. Duda invented the knife hand, but deserves a full on roast for this god awful trash take.
It’s over when I say it’s over
pretty stoked to put someone behind bars too one day
Weird take.
Read this guy’s comment in Dillon’s podcast voice.
Unacceptable, you should’ve taken her out for not getting you that frosé.
A personal favorite of mine is staring down or smirking at guys at house parties/the bar who may or may not know I already hooked up with their current girl..
Ozark can wipe down this.
Relax Duda, your hair’s not that great. I’m more of a Great Clips guy myself, clippers no guard.
I’m only joking with my bit. In all honesty I agree with a lot in the column. As much as I enjoyed this season it did feel like something was ‘missing’. And I think that has less to do with the work and effort D&D put into this season (I think they did a fantastic job w/ some of the best cinematography thus far), but more to do with the show being at a point where it’s really hard for D&D to fool/trick/surprise viewers now. It’s become much easier to predict how characters will act over time — not to mention all the jerk off spoilers out there flooding social media and ruining a lot of the suspense. Three takeaways that I believe could’ve made the finale even better:
1. Have Cersei actually kill Tyrion or Jaime in one of the tense conversation scenes they each had with her. Both are two of my favorite characters and it would’ve sucked to seen one of them go, but it would’ve delivered the shocking death that I think viewers have been craving this season. Obviously, D&D still have more planned for these two in the final season.
2. CleganeBowl in the Dragonpit like you mentioned. Would’ve been in an incredible fight sequence, but I think we’ll see this in season 8 since the Hound’s dialogue alluded to it .
3. Have Sansa execute Littlefinger instead of Arya. Her father always said the man who passes the sentence should swing the sword. We already know Arya is a skilled assassin and call kill fairly easily without it effecting her emotionally. It would have been much more of an interesting character development moment for Sansa if we maybe saw her stop Arya before cutting Baelish’s throat, leading the viewers to think she might waiver and show him mercy, only to then have her tell the guards to take him to the executioner’s block and swing the sword herself mirroring Jon executing janos, Robb executing karstark, and her father executing the deserter. That would’ve been incredible.
Trash take, trash title, trash column, trash username, trash human.