Chipped my tooth during a conference call. I was biting my nail. PGP.

A new position in the department was opened just for me and I got declined before the interview. PGP.

The office Christmas party this year will be a dinner with a presentation of last year’s budget performance. Attendance is strongly encouraged. PGP.

I forgot how old I was today. I literally forgot my own age. PGP.

I thought my boss was being generous when he told me to take the Friday after Thanksgiving off. He docked me a day’s pay for not coming in. PGP.