“Get in here! We’re drawing for Secret Santa!” PGP.

Directing someone to your boss only to have him put it right back on your desk. PGP.

I had to miss work because I was sick and was actually upset by that fact. PGP.

I met my bf because I’m a recruiter and he was my candidate. My company rejected him. He’s my date for the company holiday party this month. PGP.

“Thought I’d come in early to catch up on some stuff.” PGP.