Member Since 03/28/2017

So, Uh, What Ever Happened To Our First Loves?

The 91-Year-Old Queen Of England Has Four Cocktails A Day And It’s Nothing To Scoff At

Nobody Goes On Dates Anymore

Most People I Meet Are Stupid Idiots And It’s Really Difficult Being As Smart As I Am

I Go Running Outside To Be Seen And You’re A Liar If You Say You’re Any Different

I Constantly Dream Of A World Where I’m Exclusively Attending Ornate Cocktail Parties Dressed To The Nines

What Are You Even Doing If You Aren’t Wearing White Pants This Summer?

The Brunette Across The Room, Part Four

Morning Coffee Thoughts 7/11

Am I Wrong For Hating The Blazer With Jeans Look?