Where was the goodbye from Bryan and his alterego Knox? The writing stopping hitting home after they left. This site really helped me not jump out a window at my first few employers. Thanks guys.
“Blonde hair and a dog? Swipe right.”
Amen brother, Amen. Came for the dogs, stayed for the dogs, really I should just get a dog, but I’d be a bad single dog parent.
Good luck, I hope he’s the man of your dreams and a real date is chivalrous and not Netflix and Chill, or worse steal your kidney and chill, in a bathtub, full of ice.
So you can turn this into a pretty great game, used it with my dad repeating stories, (my family stopped dispensing relationship advice after I told them how the last GF they liked gave me the clap). Every time a family member gives advice take a shot. Remind everyone of the game before you start, they either get the point or you get drunk and don’t care. Everyone wins.
When my sister had my first nephew I told my mom, “guess I’m off the hook?” To which she responded, “Like we expected anything from you in the first place.”
As a guy with an unusually small bladder please don’t assume that when I go to the bathroom it is to do blow, I literally am just using the bathroom. I feel like I am getting shot down for a lot of second dates because of this assumption.
Slow….clap….from the title I really wanted to hate this, but the preamble and all of the items are spot, well written, and entertaining. Sooo Hanna what you doing Thursday?
Using addy in social situations is how being a responsible adult works. When you work all day, the only way to keep your eyes open past midnight much less score some strange is using a little of the juice. No shame in the game. Welcome back, you should’ve never left.
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Where was the goodbye from Bryan and his alterego Knox? The writing stopping hitting home after they left. This site really helped me not jump out a window at my first few employers. Thanks guys.
5-htp.
Bay area needs this article stapled to every light post.
American Eagle, the staple of my teenage wardrobe, RIP.
The people who invented Buffalo Wings are almost certainly Bills fans, you sure you want to give them a reward?
“Blonde hair and a dog? Swipe right.”
Amen brother, Amen. Came for the dogs, stayed for the dogs, really I should just get a dog, but I’d be a bad single dog parent.
I’m poor because of it but its this time of year that I’m glad I live in California. Come out and join the six figure ramen dinner club!
My New Years resolution/goal is the same every year:
“Find what I love and let it kill me.”
Maybe 2018 will be the year!
Mind….sorta, kinda, well almost blown.
Cowboys don’t get a shout-out after the coaches f*cked away the season getting cute on 1st and goal? Come on man……
Good luck, I hope he’s the man of your dreams and a real date is chivalrous and not Netflix and Chill, or worse steal your kidney and chill, in a bathtub, full of ice.
So you can turn this into a pretty great game, used it with my dad repeating stories, (my family stopped dispensing relationship advice after I told them how the last GF they liked gave me the clap). Every time a family member gives advice take a shot. Remind everyone of the game before you start, they either get the point or you get drunk and don’t care. Everyone wins.
When my sister had my first nephew I told my mom, “guess I’m off the hook?” To which she responded, “Like we expected anything from you in the first place.”
That one stung a little.
As a guy with an unusually small bladder please don’t assume that when I go to the bathroom it is to do blow, I literally am just using the bathroom. I feel like I am getting shot down for a lot of second dates because of this assumption.
And I thought it was me that (still) did a lot of drugs.
The hot dog part just made me hungry, sigh. #PGP
Slow….clap….from the title I really wanted to hate this, but the preamble and all of the items are spot, well written, and entertaining. Sooo Hanna what you doing Thursday?
Life of the party right here, if it doesn’t impact you, why do you care?
Using addy in social situations is how being a responsible adult works. When you work all day, the only way to keep your eyes open past midnight much less score some strange is using a little of the juice. No shame in the game. Welcome back, you should’ve never left.
Friday is my last day at a company I’ve worked at for 6 years. Slowest week since….well ever.