I don’t mind my co-workers and family thinking I might be gay means I have good style and solid taste in brunch. Every time someone asks whether I’m straight or gay my favorite response is: “When a bear is hungry it eats.”
Noticing James Vanderbeek is going bald in Varsity Blues 10 years after watching it because you are seeing the same thinning pattern in your hair. #PGP
Despite getting free drinks this article confirms it still really sucks to be a girl on a bachelorette party in Vegas. Downer. Round of tequila shots on me?
At the age of 30 I am starting to feel the strain of going out and in danger of becoming a boring person. If I wasn’t such a dick I’d probably have a significant other and become one. Guess I’ll settle for an addy script and hanging out with the other folks refusing to grow up. Save me a shot of well tequila?
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$50 on Dillon banging the hot intern. Your children will be beautiful.
Wait, why wouldn’t I want to hear you offering me a Xanax? If I was hungover at work and heard that I’d probably give you a handy for one.
Once a week when I wear my white pants.
First 10 minutes straight product placement, this podcast is shit.
White pants are legit, been campaigning this since buying a pair for derby day back in 2014.
Wow, took me a minute to get that. Love the dark humor. 10 points. to Gryffindor
You had a flip phone when you were still excited about Christmas? Fuck I’m old #PGP
Drugs and sex are expensive in Europe, South America and South East Asia are where its at. Ballin on a budget.
I don’t mind my co-workers and family thinking I might be gay means I have good style and solid taste in brunch. Every time someone asks whether I’m straight or gay my favorite response is: “When a bear is hungry it eats.”
A Ducati, you want a Ducati. People who say money can’t buy happiness haven’t bought a Ducati.
Noticing James Vanderbeek is going bald in Varsity Blues 10 years after watching it because you are seeing the same thinning pattern in your hair. #PGP
Its a pretty short trip from LA to San Diego, so your network is 2 girls? Congrats?
You need to visit Portland.
Despite getting free drinks this article confirms it still really sucks to be a girl on a bachelorette party in Vegas. Downer. Round of tequila shots on me?
As long as I can hang out naked and down bud light lime turn off that AC!
I like you, lets be friends.
I know there is weed in Austin, there is a cure for hangovers, stop buying shit, or at least smoke first then buy shit and feel even better about it.
At the age of 30 I am starting to feel the strain of going out and in danger of becoming a boring person. If I wasn’t such a dick I’d probably have a significant other and become one. Guess I’ll settle for an addy script and hanging out with the other folks refusing to grow up. Save me a shot of well tequila?
The original stanky leg.
Exskateboarder current corporate slave, loved this feature. Will your ollie is coming back, your hipster beard is holding you back though.