UnreadInbox 5 years ago on Plan B Nightmares, Filipino 'Massages,' And Hungover Breakups: The Worst Stories From The Weekend CES dude here. Thankfully, made it home without any other issues. I’d like to thank the fine folks at Pepto, Imodium, and Dramamine for allowing me to keep my job. 29 Log in to reply or vote on comments
CES dude here. Thankfully, made it home without any other issues. I’d like to thank the fine folks at Pepto, Imodium, and Dramamine for allowing me to keep my job.
Paul Rudd, Justin Timberlake, Nick Offerman
Interviewing for an internal position in 1.5 hours. Not all that nervous, but killing some time here and trying to relax. Had to get that out there.
Haha whoa nelly! Sounds like you know how to throw a proper shindig. Nice one, JR!
Congrats on the sex
Car was leaking coolant this morning pre-roadtrip. Got it to the mechanic, the boys and I were able to call an audible and are still headed up to Seattle. Crisis averted. Visiting an old friend, cracking some cold ones, and getting back home before Thrones on Sunday.
Pizza?! VERY SLICE!!!***
After ending a 2 year relationship, my ex hit me with the “don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened”. It’s cool though, she has a manly laugh..
If only. I’ve had probably three teeth incidents since post grad.
The last hookup that gave me oral literally bit my testicle… so I’ll take bad sex for $500, Alex.
That horseshoes set won’t cut it. I’d bitch about the ranking… but it is what it is. If you don’t want your ringers slipping off a wobbly pole, burying rebar fixed in a 5 gallon bucket of concrete is the only way to go. Also, a soft, supple landing is an absolute must.
You should see what it’s like in Oregon. Every instagram and dating profile is some dumbass hike that everyone and their mother (literally) has been on multiple times. You don’t love adventure, you love saying you went to the swimming hole that Buzzfeed posted.
Have to get to work early today to film our new CEO’s keynote. Feeling great even after pouring a few extra drinks during the Beavs LSU beat down in the CWS last night.
I’m frolfing today. Love disc golf, but none of this rustles my jimmies. Might have to peel off a Coexist bumper sticker in the parking lot for my boy deFries.
Bailing 2 hours early and hoping over to Central Oregon for a weekend on the slopes. Catching dinner on the road. What’s your go-to mountain meal?
Segment Idea: Casual Closing. Prove you’re truly DCO by sharing a story from the week when you negotiated an everyday situation. Example: Convinced the woman working our cafe to only charge $2.50 for a $4 quesadilla. It’s cheese and bread, that shit needs to be the same price as the grilled cheese.
Traeger smoked chicken teriyaki with uncle bens rice and asparagus. Deciding whether or not an entire bottle of red wine will help or hurt my cold.
traeger cooked chicken thighs in a baked and browned chipotle mac n cheese. Oh and blazing saddles and wine