Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
It’s on my to-do list, I’ve had an itch to go hunting for a while now. Thanksgiving just doesn’t feel the same without blasting a few turkeys back to hell where they belong.
All I really want in life is enough money to buy a significant stake in Monsanto, just so I can casually mention it to vegan hippies and see the hatred in their eyes. You know, typical stuff
I moved to Charlotte a few years ago for a job and didn’t know a single person in the state, and everyone in my office has a decade on me. You just have to throw stuff at the wall until something sticks. Tinder, Bumble, cooking classes, pickup games in the park, going to the bars solo, volunteering, finding some roommates, getting a dog. It will take a while but it’s worth it
Maybe not the McMansions that the Baby Boomers built… but condos and townhouses can save you a lot of money if you get some roommates. People just shouldn’t buy houses they can’t afford.
I was going to make a joke about the father of the bride having the wedding and the quinceañera on the same day to save money, but I can’t even ballpark how old this girl is.
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It’s on my to-do list, I’ve had an itch to go hunting for a while now. Thanksgiving just doesn’t feel the same without blasting a few turkeys back to hell where they belong.
All I really want in life is enough money to buy a significant stake in Monsanto, just so I can casually mention it to vegan hippies and see the hatred in their eyes. You know, typical stuff
Telling Devin not to do drugs is like telling a Peregrine falcon not to fly
I moved to Charlotte a few years ago for a job and didn’t know a single person in the state, and everyone in my office has a decade on me. You just have to throw stuff at the wall until something sticks. Tinder, Bumble, cooking classes, pickup games in the park, going to the bars solo, volunteering, finding some roommates, getting a dog. It will take a while but it’s worth it
Sounds awesome. I’m currently trying to plan a trip to Australia with some of my brothers. Not sure if it will ever happen but it’s fun to think about
Hitting the slopes in Colombia?
I just assumed this was another one of Johnny’s hot takes and I was wrong
Did you just call gelato shitty? You don’t like dogs? Who hurt you Johnny?
Ooooooooooooooo
Hey Farva what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
I think Hugh put the mansion up for sale, didn’t he?
Maybe not the McMansions that the Baby Boomers built… but condos and townhouses can save you a lot of money if you get some roommates. People just shouldn’t buy houses they can’t afford.
Holy shit that Asian girl was painfully annoying to listen to. There’s nothing worse than someone pretending to be more high than they actually are
Well obviously you don’t drink at bars enough
Since when do hipsters and yuppies want anything to do with each other?
The girls who hire this chick are probably the same ones that said going Greek in college was buying your friends.
One of my best friends owns a 2004 T-Bird convertible. Very similar to the Miata lifestyle
I was going to make a joke about the father of the bride having the wedding and the quinceañera on the same day to save money, but I can’t even ballpark how old this girl is.
Whoa whoa whoa. Robert De Niro is a national treasure.
Your girlfriend is going to murder you for putting her weight on the internet and calling her heavy, so I wouldn’t worry about the bed too much