Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
“Once they sit down to order, the room goes silent as everyone peruses the menu and secretly Googles foreign-sounding menu items while pretending to text rather than risk sounding uncultured.”
I’m glad you liked it, man. Florida has some awesome shit. Sometimes I wonder why I ever left my college town down there… Did you do the Drink Around The World in Epcot?
Yet another over-indulged, egomaniacal sorority girl who thinks her opinion is important on my Facebook feed. This ties in very well with Bolen’s “You Are Not A Celebrity” article. Excellent piece.
Also a good point, John. I went to college in a very urban part of Florida and one of my buddies got the shit beaten out of him when he walked home drunk one night. They took his wallet and he ended up in the hospital.
I wonder if the guy who invented Post-It Notes had any idea that his product would become the most popular delivery system for passive-aggresive comments, especially between coworkers and roommates.
I think I speak for all of New Jersey when I say that none of us want anything to do with Staten Island, or the scum that lives there. I want those douchebags slithering over to the mainland about as much as I want Hillary Clinton as our next POTUS.
On a side note, Leroy sounds like he slayed tons of poon in ‘Nam.
If you live in Eastern Europe, sharing a roof with your parents is probably the least of your problems. All of those former USSR countries are filled with the kind of morons who keep kidnapping Liam Neeson’s family.
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The paragraph after that is what really got me:
“Once they sit down to order, the room goes silent as everyone peruses the menu and secretly Googles foreign-sounding menu items while pretending to text rather than risk sounding uncultured.”
The entire time I read this I had the biggest, dumbest grin on my face.
https://youtu.be/YvY8vzsTE98
That actually sounds really fun. Throw in some beer and a grill and you got yourself a block party.
I’m glad you liked it, man. Florida has some awesome shit. Sometimes I wonder why I ever left my college town down there… Did you do the Drink Around The World in Epcot?
I thought you were dead seeing as you’re from Baltimore and everything.
Yet another over-indulged, egomaniacal sorority girl who thinks her opinion is important on my Facebook feed. This ties in very well with Bolen’s “You Are Not A Celebrity” article. Excellent piece.
I didn’t want to start a riot.
Also a good point, John. I went to college in a very urban part of Florida and one of my buddies got the shit beaten out of him when he walked home drunk one night. They took his wallet and he ended up in the hospital.
Do you want to get mugged? Because that’s how you get mugged.
I wonder if the guy who invented Post-It Notes had any idea that his product would become the most popular delivery system for passive-aggresive comments, especially between coworkers and roommates.
Stock image guy gets laid more than you do. Maybe you should be taking notes.
I think I speak for all of New Jersey when I say that none of us want anything to do with Staten Island, or the scum that lives there. I want those douchebags slithering over to the mainland about as much as I want Hillary Clinton as our next POTUS.
On a side note, Leroy sounds like he slayed tons of poon in ‘Nam.
Oh wow, that was bad.
Looks like somebody quit their day job and no longer have to wallow in anonymity. It’s a bold move Cotton, let’s see if it pays off.
Honey-dicking.
If you live in Eastern Europe, sharing a roof with your parents is probably the least of your problems. All of those former USSR countries are filled with the kind of morons who keep kidnapping Liam Neeson’s family.
Beautiful, rich, and stupid. Just how I like ’em.
That’s cute.