Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
One day Crash Jr. Is going to read these articles, and I’m pretty confident he’ll love you even more because of them. I like that you don’t sugarcoat shit like so many parents do. While so many parents are telling everyone within shouting distance how perfect their little angel is, you simply say, “look at all of this cool shit I can do with my kid.”
That bear that raped Leo needs to get its privilege checked. It’s a well known fact that all bears are rapists. Unless they’re black bears, which are always falsely accused and shot by police for no reason.
This was a rollercoaster ride from start to finish. If this dude seriously does not want to live the cube life, he should definitely be bartending. I’m overselling it of course, but it’s basically college 2.0.
It would be the job that you worked for 3 amazing years before your family holds an intervention and sends you to rehab, and then all your stories from the “good old days” consist of just college and that job.
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If I remember correctly from the chapter that she gets Sperry from the puppy farm, she drives a Mercedes SUV courtesy of George.
You wrote “Will deFries” on your dog? That’s dedication.
One day Crash Jr. Is going to read these articles, and I’m pretty confident he’ll love you even more because of them. I like that you don’t sugarcoat shit like so many parents do. While so many parents are telling everyone within shouting distance how perfect their little angel is, you simply say, “look at all of this cool shit I can do with my kid.”
Good enough for me.
Footage of a young Shibby on shrooms: https://youtu.be/sfeQ-RQ7P3w
That bear that raped Leo needs to get its privilege checked. It’s a well known fact that all bears are rapists. Unless they’re black bears, which are always falsely accused and shot by police for no reason.
Coach probably fights dads from opposing teams Randy Marsh style.
Are Madison and Ryan paying you in leftover Rowdy Gentleman stock again, Matt?
Is there a quota?
I guess that rules out working in porn then.
This was a rollercoaster ride from start to finish. If this dude seriously does not want to live the cube life, he should definitely be bartending. I’m overselling it of course, but it’s basically college 2.0.
Oh, and #SeagullLivesMatter
It would be the job that you worked for 3 amazing years before your family holds an intervention and sends you to rehab, and then all your stories from the “good old days” consist of just college and that job.
Basic reading comprehension. That’s what you’re missing.
Damn, Will just threw major shade on Evan Lawrence’s latest article.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say it was probably more than one.
The strippers are probably the ones who gave birth to the orphans in the first place.
Who pissed in your instant coffee, Gimme the Driver?
It’s a lifestyle that I’m very dedicated to.
My New Years resolution this year was to ruin as many New Years resolutions of other people as possible. I’m off to a great start.
Roger Ebert having to work from the grave. PGP.