Fell off my couch on Saturday night while sleeping and knocked myself out. PGP.

Not emotionally strong enough to let go of my .edu email. PGP.

I need 3+ years experience for an entry level job, and Trump was able to win with no experience. PGP.

What is the mannequin challenge? PGP.

I’m a grown man taking a sick day to relive some glory days and play COD 4 with the boys. I have no shame. PGP.

I don’t know if I’m networking or dating. PGP.

Dropping hundreds of dollars to watch a Cubs game but being too concerned about my financial stability to upgrade to Spotify Premium. PGP.

Overdrafted my account buying Plan B. PGP.