It’s not that I hate my job, I just hate the people that are at my job

All of my pictures in my cube are hung up with thumb tacks cause I’m too poor for a picture frame. PGP.

Not even pretending to work this morning. PGP

Telling the incredibly censored version of what you did over the 4th of July weekend.

I have enough saved up to quit my job and survive for a week.

Praying for the email from management that says wrap things up and start the holiday weekend early. PGP.

“Firing up” your computer in the morning. PGP

My desk computer loves running lengthy mandatory software updates exclusively on the days that I am currently running late.

Obnoxious business word of the day: Leverage. PGP

The gradual decline in goal setting from a six figure salary to a new office chair. PGP.