After dissecting every last one of these I’ve come to two conclusions on how this modern love story will end: 1) murder/suicide by shewhoshallnotbenamed (totes presh) or 2) Todd murders her, wins the Nobel peace prize for his work and wins the hearts of all mankind. Gods speed Todd, you’re our only hope.
Liking enchiladas or fajitas aren’t mutually exclusive. Sometimes I’m hoppin on one train or the other depending on my day. For the record, fajita musk is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
We’ve all been there buddy. Best thing to do now is sack up, send a dick pic and tell her you’re ready to make a life together. If that doesn’t work we’re all screwed.
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I’m a Hamms man to the bone
Yes, call any family you have there because Johnny boy is a cumin.
That, right there, is just a little thing called love.
As a 24 year old male T. Swift also speaks to the teenage girl in me. If you don’t like Wild and Free you need to be put in an insane asylum.
Firmly changing my position to would not after seeing the screenshot at the top of the page.
Exactly what I needed. #whitepeopleprobs
I’ve gotta start throwing mayonnaise tits around a lot more.
After dissecting every last one of these I’ve come to two conclusions on how this modern love story will end: 1) murder/suicide by shewhoshallnotbenamed (totes presh) or 2) Todd murders her, wins the Nobel peace prize for his work and wins the hearts of all mankind. Gods speed Todd, you’re our only hope.
I don’t know, I mean… they seem nice!
Liking enchiladas or fajitas aren’t mutually exclusive. Sometimes I’m hoppin on one train or the other depending on my day. For the record, fajita musk is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Those are fake? Why the hell have I been driving a taxi for a year then?! Son of a bitch
If I was in NYC I would probably hit this up. I’m all about that condiment life.
We’ve all been there buddy. Best thing to do now is sack up, send a dick pic and tell her you’re ready to make a life together. If that doesn’t work we’re all screwed.
You a doctor?
Shots fired
I’m pretty surprised Christian Bale was nominated over Steve Carell. I thought Carell played a perfect loud, pompous, asshole Wall Street guy.
They actually have some pretty solid wine for the price.
^Douche.
There is a reason why they say the Devil parties in Vegas but lives in NOLA.
Someone hasn’t seen Fruitvale Station