I’m the oldest dude at my new yoga studio by at least 10 years. PGP.

Being unreasonably excited for a Monday morning because Duda took a screenshot of my snap. PGP.

Exclusively scheduling lunch/coffee meetings so I don’t ever have to spend my own money on food. PGP.

I missed Amazon Prime Day. PGP.

“Buy anything on Prime Day?” PGP.

The supply room was restocked with my favorite pens and I’m pretty jazzed about it. PGP.

I was cool in high school and college. Not anymore. PGP.

Ate my lunch much outside the other day, got sunburnt and sweated through my shirt. PGP.

The hot girl turned in her two weeks notice today. PGP.

Checking the calories in beer. PGP.