I’ve reached the age where I actually enjoy going to Bed, Bath & Beyond. PGP.

“Did you see the eclipse?” PGP.

In the center of the path of totality but didn’t get to watch the eclipse because my boss wouldn’t let us off. PGP.

New manager wants everything hand-written to be in cursive. PGP.

90% data usage with 8 days to go. PGP.

When you get into an argument with your 50-something-year-old co-worker about how “web browsers” and “search engines” are not the same. PGP.

When your boss forwards you the email inviting you to participate in the 7 Habits for Highly Effective People Workshop. PGP.

30 minute meeting covering what could have been said in a 3 sentence email. PGP.

I’ve caught the bouquet at all of my sisters’ weddings. Still single. PGP.