Fell in love at the gym again. PGP.

My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP

Any time someone emails me with a question, it takes every ounce of my will power not to answer, “I have no fucking idea, dude.” PGP.

Getting a call for an interview, but having no clue what it’s for because you’ve applied to so many jobs. PGP.