TooHungoverForOutlook

I work for a Fortune 500 Company. I'm a 30 year old with a wife that definitely settled, no kids, and a dad body with no intention of changing it. When I'm not working 60 hours a week, I'm grilling, traveling, participating in some activity involving firearms, or slowly turning into my father. You can find me somewhere in Texas, normally with-in sight of the booze.

Member Since 07/27/2015

I don’t go to happy hour with my coworkers for fear of getting drunk and telling them how much I hate them

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Lying about having seen a YouTube video so you don’t have to stand there and watch it.

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I’ve never been asked for proof that I graduated. PGP.

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My girlfriend just got the “I would like to speak to a manager” haircut. #PGP

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Sort by Price: Low to High. PGP.

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Found out my old middle school bully works at Starbucks. I go there twice a week in a suit. PGP

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Coworkers acting like they’ve never seen a Catholic on Ash Wednesday. PGP.

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Bought 20 shares of Powerball today. PGP.

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Too old to sit in the student section, too rowdy to be tolerated in the regular seats. #PGP

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Actually using condoms. PGP.

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