I work for a Fortune 500 Company. I'm a 30 year old with a wife that definitely settled, no kids, and a dad body with no intention of changing it. When I'm not working 60 hours a week, I'm grilling, traveling, participating in some activity involving firearms, or slowly turning into my father. You can find me somewhere in Texas, normally with-in sight of the booze.
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Looks like I’ll be going home for lunch
“The Taliban is the Worst!…. Great Heroin, though”- Creed Bratton
Happened to me last year, it’s a blessing, trust me
I wish I could like this twice
In Outlook- File-Options-Mail-scroll down to tracking- “Never Send Read Receipts”- okay.
Never deal with the BS again.
Whataburger Spicy Ketchup?
Yessir
“They couldn’t get the tattoo to line up after her C-section.” I just kept on walking.
I just had a phone conversation about my lawn with my father. The beginning of the end.
Nah, luckily got to stay in Texas.
This couldn’t be truer.
This. So accurate.
When Did it become cool to be a stoner after sophomore year of college? It’s funny then, now I just assume you don’t pay taxes.
You should’ve applauded your co-worker for their small, yet noble, attempt to “stick it to the man”.
Are the devil.
I wish I could “nice work” this twice. What skill? Stalking and cell phone espionage.
Definitely happens once a week.
This is the most appalling thing I’ve seen all day… And that includes the fact they emailed out pay stubs this morning.
If his name isn’t Master Splinter, then everything I’ve ever known is a lie.
I mean if you REALLy want to see 25-35 year old males tattoo on the inner bicep of his dad bod arm… I’d question your motives but would oblige.