One of my coworker’s absence can single-handedly make my day

My boss ordered everyone pizza right after I left for lunch.

My office is starting a “Biggest Loser” competition.

On Saturday, I feel asleep at 7pm because I had nothing better to do. PGP

The last fifteen minutes of the work day seeming to take longer then your whole weekend. PGP

Knowing that any PTO requests should be made approximately 15mins after your boss has his mid-morning snack. PGP.

I haven’t left a happy hour actually feeling happy in days.

I started tucking my polo into my jeans on casual Friday. I’ve officially given up

Breaking dress code boundaries all in the name of casual Friday.

Trump is really surging in the office polls around here. PGP