**Beep Beep** “Hello! Who was that that just joined?” PGP.

Responding to recruiters about jobs completely unrelated to your profession just because they look hot in their LinkedIn pic. PGP.

My boss sent me pictures from his colonoscopy saying “See, told you I wasn’t full of shit” Massive PGP.

Balancing a heavy workload with heavy drinking. PGP

My boss retired today. I’m more than qualified for that job. They’re filling it from the outside. PGP.

Forgot that today was Hawaiian shirt day and literally everyone has given me a hard time about it.

My mom texts every Friday morning asking me if I have “big plans” for the weekend.

The guy next to me quit so I switched my monitor for his bigger one. PGPM.

Finally got laid by using eharmonys free trial weekend. PGP.