Making in 17 years what Andrew McCutchen took home in one paycheck. PGP.

The next time my coworkers see me I will be sunburnt and hungover. PGP.

This post is the most productive thing I’ve done all day. PGP

I make fake reminders on post it notes and stick them to the edge of my monitor to seem busy. PGP

I can’t get LTE in the bathroom anymore. PGP

Finally found a job with my undergrad degree. It only took 4 years and 2 semesters of grad school.

HR still uses internet explorer. #PGP