Tom is a grad of an SEC school and is an avid college football fan with very little else to look forward to the other 8 months out of the year. Scotch is his drink of choice, and he is fully aware and unapologetic for constantly drinking too much of it. Likes a pleasant round of golf, and loves America.
This pretty much sums up why millennials are such self-righteous little shits. This fucking guy is probably 26 or 27 and mommy is still trying to get a job for him. My parents would have told me to go fuck myself.
Fuck Windows and fuck Microsoft. My work computer is some HP sack of horse shit with Windows 7. It is a year old and now I get the blue screen at least once a day. Windows can lick the vinegar off my taint.
This rebuttal basically corroborated everything Bolen wrote in his article. Hers reads like a fucking CrossFit infomercial. If you want to be in shape, outstanding. I ask that you please refrain from recruiting others to your cult.
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South Dakota – Nickelback. Why the FUCK would you google Nickelback? There’s some serious grabassing going on in Minnesota too.
Did Les Miles hack Velveeta’s Facebook?
It makes me jealous every time I see a post. Smushball’s Instagram account is awesome too.
This pretty much sums up why millennials are such self-righteous little shits. This fucking guy is probably 26 or 27 and mommy is still trying to get a job for him. My parents would have told me to go fuck myself.
I was tempted to comment with a confession of a recent non-manly activity I did, but I will refrain for fear of being called a pussy.
This depresses the shit out of me because I know it is coming my way too.
The former director of the organization went on ESPN a few years ago and it was amazing. Try watching this without laughing…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpk0hW6WgUI&list=PLCE0956098D3BD8E7
Paper shredder needs to be on this list. I want to punch a hole in the wall every time I hear that damn thing.
And to 5OClockShadow…I think your critique has been heard. Ballmer is retiring (in shame). Good.
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/microsoft-says-ceo-ballmer-retire-12-months
“Microsoft shares shot up 9 percent in premarket trading following the news.”
This is pure poetry.
Fuck Windows and fuck Microsoft. My work computer is some HP sack of horse shit with Windows 7. It is a year old and now I get the blue screen at least once a day. Windows can lick the vinegar off my taint.
I have a raging chubby right now from reading this. Yet, it also makes me realize how fucking depressing life is now.
I did this during college too. Might be time for me to quit?
This rebuttal basically corroborated everything Bolen wrote in his article. Hers reads like a fucking CrossFit infomercial. If you want to be in shape, outstanding. I ask that you please refrain from recruiting others to your cult.