female input here – I’d honestly pick shorter, mostly because of your reasoning about girls generally preferring taller men. Plus I could wear insanely high heels and look almost normal height
my mom left a swisher at my house from last weekend that I’ll be using for today’s holiday this evening. It’s The World’s Greatest College Weekend at the great Indiana University – tomorrow I’ll be watching my cousin ride in the race then getting obliterated immediately afterward
In defense of Nashville.. as someone who is not the least bit into the country scene, I had a great time there for my friends bach party there two months ago. I also live in the Midwest so its essentially the cheapest and easiest to get to on this list
YES – go to a strip club yourself. I’ve been to one twice and had a great time just getting drunk with friends and watching the girls who are able to do all kinds of amazing acrobatics on the pole. Your boyfriend won’t even get a lap dance unless he or someone buys one for him. Maybe when you talk to him just let him know you’re ok with him going, but would be more comfortable if he just watched and declined any private dance offers. All the non-private lap dances I’ve seen though were generally really tame and didn’t involve much -if any- touching
female input here – I’d honestly pick shorter, mostly because of your reasoning about girls generally preferring taller men. Plus I could wear insanely high heels and look almost normal height
I’ve actually met a couple where the husband flat out took the last name of the wife and dropped is own. Ultra Beta.
No chick in her right mind would make her man get on the ‘tane. The ED is too real
Yikes, you’re starting the ‘tane? good luck
my mom left a swisher at my house from last weekend that I’ll be using for today’s holiday this evening. It’s The World’s Greatest College Weekend at the great Indiana University – tomorrow I’ll be watching my cousin ride in the race then getting obliterated immediately afterward
No way girl would ever care about her children more than herself
Highly agree with your take on the lions. Have fun!
I can’t get over the fact that Tom Felton is 30
I go from reading Duda’s poop article to this… what an emotional whirlwind of a Wednesday
or get an AirBnb with a couch, or at least enough floor space for an air mattress, if you’re THAT weirded out by it
In defense of Nashville.. as someone who is not the least bit into the country scene, I had a great time there for my friends bach party there two months ago. I also live in the Midwest so its essentially the cheapest and easiest to get to on this list
Oh, mine is usually very, very audible. And I work at the front desk.
If I had a penis I would probably spend a good amount of time doing the helicopter thing
YES – go to a strip club yourself. I’ve been to one twice and had a great time just getting drunk with friends and watching the girls who are able to do all kinds of amazing acrobatics on the pole. Your boyfriend won’t even get a lap dance unless he or someone buys one for him. Maybe when you talk to him just let him know you’re ok with him going, but would be more comfortable if he just watched and declined any private dance offers. All the non-private lap dances I’ve seen though were generally really tame and didn’t involve much -if any- touching
My boyfriend’s parents are in town and staying with us all weekend. T’s & P’s plz.
Kelsey is definitely banging other dudes
Only one out of three?
Serious question: is it St. Patty’s or St. Paddy’s? I’ve always used the former
this literally happened to me twice in the last two weeks… whoops.
The IKEA one made me spit my drink. Bravo.