If I have to hear one more “were you really sick or just hungover?” joke I swear to god. PGP.

“Meets expectations” across the board on my annual evaluation. PGP

Still hungover from Halloween. PGP.

My parents were already married at my age.

Checking my alarms are set multiple times throughout the night so I’m not late to work. PGP.

Sweater vest wardrobe and Wu Tang playlist. PGP.

No one in my office watches Walking Dead. PGP

Physically, I haven’t missed a day of work in months. Mentally, I haven’t shown up to work in months.

Dancing like Drake in Hotline Bling. PGP.

Hooked up with a senior colleague last weekend, I hope she is my boss someday. PGP