Interviewed for a job that I don’t want just to get out of the current one I’m in. PGP

Accidentally referred to myself as an alcoholic instead of a workaholic in a phone interview. At least I told the truth. PGP.

“I’m not sure what your question is.” PGP.

Someone going directly to your boss for something because they are not confident in your ability to handle it. PGP.

Expecting a raise despite the fact that i do absolutely nothing at work. PGP

My 6th most visited website at work is the “Blocked by Adminstrator” page.

Always choosing wrong on your morning commute. PGP

Getting excited about a new favorite podcast. PGP

Paying into a pension system that won’t be around when I retire. PGP

Being forced to work with a shorter man who has a raging Napoleon complex. PGP.