No better way in spreading low office morale than discussing with your coworkers about the possibility of becoming a billionaire and affirming everyone hates it there.

Over 800 photos on my phone. Can’t find 1 that is appropriate for my LinkedIn profile. PGP

Uber small talk. PGP.

I’ve become more comfortable pooping at the office than at my apartment. PGP.

Being an ATO Alum and jealous of IU pledges. PGP.

The most depressing part of my day is knowing that I will never feel as good as I do right now with that first cup of coffee in my hand. PGP.

Had a wedding, a concert, and a golf outing this weekend; not checking my bank account ’til next paycheck. PGP

Just received a negative evaluation for watching too much golf while in the office. PGP.

The cruel irony that the hottest person in the office is always in HR -PGP