May God help the bastard that left the coffee pot empty should I ever catch him in the act. PGP

The Cubicle Bod. PGP.

Came to a recruiting fair to find new interns. Spent more time networking for a new job. PGPM

Dated a co-worker. Now I have to walk the long way to the printer and break room. PGP.

Had sex for the first time in over a year. Got an STD. PGP.

My hair loss shampoo bottle is so big that I can’t place a beer on my shower shelf #PGP

More than half of my coworkers are going through menopause. PGP.

I may legally be an adult, but don’t be fooled. I have no idea what the hell I’m doing.

“I have a new project for you.” PGP.

You either blackout a hero, or drink long enough to see yourself become the villian. PGP