Living in constant fear of my mute button malfunctioning
Regardless of the carcinogens in bacon, I’m not going to stop eating it. PGP.
Ok, this coming Monday, I am for real going to the gym.
Getting caught in the crossfire of an interdepartmental war.
I know who used the Keurig before me based on the cartridge that’s left behind. PGP.
There’s a circle of hell for those who schedule 7am meetings. PGP
It’s funny how much I used to hate taking a dump in a public bathroom. PGP
Received an anonymous complaint that I talk about sports too much….
Dude in the stall beside me was shamelessly blaring gangster rap from his phone. PGPM for him. PGP for me.