Living in constant fear of my mute button malfunctioning

Regardless of the carcinogens in bacon, I’m not going to stop eating it. PGP.

Ok, this coming Monday, I am for real going to the gym.

Getting caught in the crossfire of an interdepartmental war.

I know who used the Keurig before me based on the cartridge that’s left behind. PGP.

There’s a circle of hell for those who schedule 7am meetings. PGP

It’s funny how much I used to hate taking a dump in a public bathroom. PGP

Received an anonymous complaint that I talk about sports too much….

Dude in the stall beside me was shamelessly blaring gangster rap from his phone. PGPM for him. PGP for me.