Made a bet with a Patriots fan that if the Cards lost I would have to wear a Brady jersey to the bar every Sunday for the rest of the season. That kick crushed me.
I moonlight at a bar that attracts all different kinds of people. My favorite game is “who’s on a tinder date, who’s on drugs, and who’s most likely to get kicked out today”
There’s a hot dog stand here in Phoenix that does a different specialty dog every weekend. His Christmas special had green chile salsa, guacamole, and queso, and I have yet to find any hot dog that could top it.
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I’m in Chicago on business and did an obscene amount of Jameson shots with the bartender last night. Is that you Nick?
I’ll be in Chicago next week and this gives me intense anxiety
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Made a bet with a Patriots fan that if the Cards lost I would have to wear a Brady jersey to the bar every Sunday for the rest of the season. That kick crushed me.
I refer to it as “prison” but maybe that’s just me
I moonlight at a bar that attracts all different kinds of people. My favorite game is “who’s on a tinder date, who’s on drugs, and who’s most likely to get kicked out today”
My company uses Outlook AND Lotus Notes.
Spent yesterday morning doing this exact thing
I try to aim for one snap per artist. Just enough to give a peek of the show, hopefully not enough to make people delete me.
Dude are you alright?
Phoenix. The dive down the road from me has $2.25 pints every day until 7
Not having an addy hookup. PGP.
This is going to be a really unpopular opinion but the Taco Tuesday deals in my area make Tuesday’s one of my favorite days
I have a birthmark on my neck that resembles a hickey. I feel for you.
I have wash clothes, but I don’t really know why, other than my mother told me I needed them.
I would swipe right just to ask for help with macros.
That’s money well spent
There’s a hot dog stand here in Phoenix that does a different specialty dog every weekend. His Christmas special had green chile salsa, guacamole, and queso, and I have yet to find any hot dog that could top it.
“Know what snakes and condoms have in common? I don’t fuck with either of them.”
A coworker two cubes over likes to play smooth jazz every morning. I feel like I work in an elevator.