You seriously didn’t mention the amount of beautiful brown South of the border ass you can find and the fact Miami beach is topless? Maybe I’m just a scum.
5) The Asian Massage Parlor.
These lovely ladies have survived the thousand mile voyage from whatever asian island they came from where they used recycled water bottles poking through their roof as a lighting source. Now their lives revolve around servicing 50 year old retail manager divorcees and 20 something studs who have been out on a drinking binge and decide that prostitution has been around forever so maybe it’s not going to be the deciding factor to keep them out of heaven. They live strictly in the night and sleep during the day so they can oil down your dry pathetic skin and sexually assault them with your fingers. Yes a happy ending is in store for some reason you still get clammy hands and cold sweats asking for one. Hey you already buy Nike products, nothing wrong with seeing the slave market face to face before you pay them. What was I getting at with this one? Don’t tip, they charge too much anyways. Shit, for 100 bucks a dick ill start crank starting Johns.
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Angels are looking after me.
I just turn them inside out.
I hope some of them eff’ed afterwards. Some of them looked like they were ready to eff.
PGP Intern is so cultured…
Damn good write.
“Homeless people who have dogs” I have to completely disagree with you on that one.
You also forgot to mention George Zimmerman. You’re welcome America.
You seriously didn’t mention the amount of beautiful brown South of the border ass you can find and the fact Miami beach is topless? Maybe I’m just a scum.
Give him the classic Mike.
Y’all never had Brupper? The breakfast supper?
Someone just downvoted my comment. To whomever it was… http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhE7S43sa6uIyojQVS
Speaking of Woooorrrrlllddddsttttaaarrrr… I think you are great Bolen, but this just seems like the perfect reaction to Beiber and what you just wrote. http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhE7S43sa6uIyojQVS
He wore the most awesome pair of jorts.
5) The Asian Massage Parlor.
These lovely ladies have survived the thousand mile voyage from whatever asian island they came from where they used recycled water bottles poking through their roof as a lighting source. Now their lives revolve around servicing 50 year old retail manager divorcees and 20 something studs who have been out on a drinking binge and decide that prostitution has been around forever so maybe it’s not going to be the deciding factor to keep them out of heaven. They live strictly in the night and sleep during the day so they can oil down your dry pathetic skin and sexually assault them with your fingers. Yes a happy ending is in store for some reason you still get clammy hands and cold sweats asking for one. Hey you already buy Nike products, nothing wrong with seeing the slave market face to face before you pay them. What was I getting at with this one? Don’t tip, they charge too much anyways. Shit, for 100 bucks a dick ill start crank starting Johns.
We have dicks, learn how to take care of it.
You haven’t lived until you have beat off onto your dirt floor in the dead of winter in the most remote location in Afghanistan.
diddle my clittle
Vegans don’t eat meat…
There is a guy 2 houses down missing a finger who fits this description…except he never peaked, ever.
TIL I’m a sick bastard.