I regret not having a better comeback to Judas asking “Surely, it is not I, Rabbi?” when I told my boys one of them was going to betray me. Life lesson: have better comebacks. “You have said so” did create the reaction I expected. #regrets
I walk barefoot everywhere. That 40 days out in the desert wasn’t good to my footsies. That lady with the alabaster jar of perfume still gives me a pedicure every three months. Nice woman.
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I regret not having a better comeback to Judas asking “Surely, it is not I, Rabbi?” when I told my boys one of them was going to betray me. Life lesson: have better comebacks. “You have said so” did create the reaction I expected. #regrets
Unless you’re not handicapped, you selfish prick. There is a special place in hell for people like you.
Everyone knows me for that because Mark, Matthew, Luke and John are assholes. Idiots were pansies with their alcohol.
What about scotch in bed? Classy or pricey drunkard?
Followed by “where’s the intern/new guy?”
Seeing is believing, but fair enough. Respect.
Bill Nye, you don’t trust in me. You’re starting to really get on my nerves.
You should probably go see a doctor.
I will protect Jordan from this demon witch. Stand strong, brother: the Lord is with you!
That bar in “Airplane” seems pretty legit.
I walk barefoot everywhere. That 40 days out in the desert wasn’t good to my footsies. That lady with the alabaster jar of perfume still gives me a pedicure every three months. Nice woman.
“Undreds”. PGP.
I always ask “would you like your sins to be forgiven? ;)” as a finisher. It’s never worked. 🙁
You, on the other hand, are going to hell
My forgiveness is for all. Your sins are forgiven.
Your sins are forgiven
Not regularly tipping 20%. PGP.
Now a days, I just teleport. And walk on water. Gangster shit.